I am an expert at a lot of things. I know how to wear a Ninja Turtle onesie while watching The Office. I am especially skilled at forgetting clothes in the washing machine and having to run it again. My skills for forgetting someone’s name as soon as they tell it to me are unmatched. However, I am not an expert at any of the things I’m about to share with you. This is just my life, my story, and my crazy self trying to get healthy.